Hand Sanitizer Chronicles: Hilarious Reviews and Unexpected Essentials

Ever wondered why hand sanitizer became your best friend during the pandemic? Let’s kick off with a no-filter review session, where I spill the beans on the hygiene staple I hoarded like gold—Pharmacy's Prescription hand sanitizer. From navigating the world of deodorants (because smelling like a gym locker is so last season) to the unexpected bliss of a trusty fan, I dish out my unvarnished thoughts on everyday essentials that keep life running smoothly and, dare I say, hilariously. Whether you’re looking to combat BO or just trying to survive another hot flash, you’ll find my brutally honest takes both refreshing and relatable.

And the revelations don’t stop there. I put the Pentel RS3P pen to the test, proving it's more than just a tool—it's a vibrant writing experience, perfect for when you need to point out mistakes in red. For those of us who are getting a bit long in the tooth, arthritis pain cream earns its rightful spot in my review arsenal, offering sweet relief when hands start to protest. And on a more spiritual note, find out why the icon of the Blessed Mother Theotokos holds a special place in my heart and workplace sanity. Get ready for an unapologetically candid session, where practicality meets humor, and nothing is off-limits.

Transcript

Speaker 1 0:12

It's Thursday , it's fucking review day . I'm gonna do reviews of shit that I use , because I see everybody doing their reviews of shit that they use , okay , so , um , we're gonna start with my favorite . Um , this is called hand sanitizer , okay , um , it's by Pharmacy's uh , pharmacy's prescription . It's . You know good , what you do is you pump it , you know , in your hands , and , um , you do this and the reason you do it is because people are fucking disgusting and sometimes they don't wipe their asses , something like that . So I'd much rather , you know , use a hand sanitizer . Um , I don't know where you would buy it . I have 97 of them because , for some fucking reason , shoprite over-ordered , so they gave them to you for free , um , during the pandemic . So I have 97 of those . I should never run out .

Speaker 1 0:58

Another thing that I'd like to share with you that is absolutely fantastic is DeGray . It's deodorants . Okay , this is shower clean . I have this little one I carry with me . It was in a hospital bag that I had from one of my 97 million fucking surgeries , and what you do is it's very simple okay , you open it , you put it onto your armpits , okay , and what this does is it helps you not smell like shit . It helps you not smell like shit and , frankly , if you use this and this together , you might feel a little better . Now , if you use this because you're sweaty , you also might want to get a fan . Okay , this was a free gift . I forget where the fuck I got it from . Somebody put it in some kind of big because I'm old as fuck and I have like those hot flashes . So you got this . And if you really want to up your game , you know I got a little desk fan that I keep on 24 7 . Okay .

Speaker 1 1:47

The next thing I'd like to talk about is this pen . This is a pentel rs3p pen . It's probably the most real review I'm going to give you , because you know what it writes smooth as fuck . You don't feel like it's skipping all over the place . Okay , more interesting than that , I could get it in pink . I got it in pink . You can get it in red when you want to tell people that they fucked up really bad and put red notes on all this shit . Okay , it also comes in black , if I didn't say that already .

Speaker 1 2:10

Okay , the other thing that I'd like to give a review of and you can see I use this all the time it's arthritis pain cream . You know why ? Because , again , I'm old as fuck and my hands hurt all the time . Okay , and I think that's pretty much it . Oh no , and forgive me for my Greek Orthodox people , I do have my icon of the blessed mother theotokos because and it's on my bible because of my job I have to pray to her several times a day that I don't kill someone . So there you go . That's my review . Any questions , feel free to send the message I ask . It's just some basic . It's that simple .