Hand Sanitizer Chronicles: Hilarious Reviews and Unexpected Essentials

Ever wondered why hand sanitizer became your best friend during the pandemic? Let’s kick off with a no-filter review session, where I spill the beans on the hygiene staple I hoarded like gold—Pharmacy's Prescription hand sanitizer. From navigating the world of deodorants (because smelling like a gym locker is so last season) to the unexpected bliss of a trusty fan, I dish out my unvarnished thoughts on everyday essentials that keep life running smoothly and, dare I say, hilariously. Whether you’re looking to combat BO or just trying to survive another hot flash, you’ll find my brutally honest takes both refreshing and relatable.

And the revelations don’t stop there. I put the Pentel RS3P pen to the test, proving it's more than just a tool—it's a vibrant writing experience, perfect for when you need to point out mistakes in red. For those of us who are getting a bit long in the tooth, arthritis pain cream earns its rightful spot in my review arsenal, offering sweet relief when hands start to protest. And on a more spiritual note, find out why the icon of the Blessed Mother Theotokos holds a special place in my heart and workplace sanity. Get ready for an unapologetically candid session, where practicality meets humor, and nothing is off-limits.

Transcript

Speaker 1: 0:12

It's Thursday, it's fucking review day. I'm gonna do reviews of shit that I use, because I see everybody doing their reviews of shit that they use, okay, so, um, we're gonna start with my favorite. Um, this is called hand sanitizer, okay, um, it's by Pharmacy's uh, pharmacy's prescription. It's. You know good, what you do is you pump it, you know, in your hands, and, um, you do this and the reason you do it is because people are fucking disgusting and sometimes they don't wipe their asses, something like that. So I'd much rather, you know, use a hand sanitizer. Um, I don't know where you would buy it. I have 97 of them because, for some fucking reason, shoprite over-ordered, so they gave them to you for free, um, during the pandemic. So I have 97 of those. I should never run out.

Speaker 1: 0:58

Another thing that I'd like to share with you that is absolutely fantastic is DeGray. It's deodorants. Okay, this is shower clean. I have this little one I carry with me. It was in a hospital bag that I had from one of my 97 million fucking surgeries, and what you do is it's very simple okay, you open it, you put it onto your armpits, okay, and what this does is it helps you not smell like shit. It helps you not smell like shit and, frankly, if you use this and this together, you might feel a little better. Now, if you use this because you're sweaty, you also might want to get a fan. Okay, this was a free gift. I forget where the fuck I got it from. Somebody put it in some kind of big because I'm old as fuck and I have like those hot flashes. So you got this. And if you really want to up your game, you know I got a little desk fan that I keep on 24 7. Okay.

Speaker 1: 1:47

The next thing I'd like to talk about is this pen. This is a pentel rs3p pen. It's probably the most real review I'm going to give you, because you know what it writes smooth as fuck. You don't feel like it's skipping all over the place. Okay, more interesting than that, I could get it in pink. I got it in pink. You can get it in red when you want to tell people that they fucked up really bad and put red notes on all this shit. Okay, it also comes in black, if I didn't say that already.

Speaker 1: 2:10

Okay, the other thing that I'd like to give a review of and you can see I use this all the time it's arthritis pain cream. You know why? Because, again, I'm old as fuck and my hands hurt all the time. Okay, and I think that's pretty much it. Oh no, and forgive me for my Greek Orthodox people, I do have my icon of the blessed mother theotokos because and it's on my bible because of my job I have to pray to her several times a day that I don't kill someone. So there you go. That's my review. Any questions, feel free to send the message I ask. It's just some basic. It's that simple.