Kalliope's Korner
Kalliope's Korner
President Bobo, Taylor Swift and Rural Mississippi: A Rollercoaster Ride
Ever wonder what could spell trouble for the Super Bowl? Well, hold onto your podcast-loving hats because I'm revealing a peculiar and unexpected threat to our beloved football championship - Taylor Swift! Yes, you've read that right. Join me as I share my unfiltered thoughts on this unlikely duo and how Swift's sudden involvement with Travis Kelce, a Chiefs player, could bring about a cataclysmic shift in the Super Bowl dynamics.
Outside the world of sports, I also tackle the rather controversial move by President Bobo – his participation in a recent protest. We'll also take a detour to rural Mississippi with some family anecdotes, which are every bit as funny and unexpected as the rest of this episode. And remember to follow, subscribe, and check out my TikTok for more of my unique and humorous perspective on just about everything! So, are you ready for this rollercoaster ride through sports, politics, and family escapades?
How you doing. It's me, it's Clybie Happy. Whatever day you listen into this shit on, okay, I don't know when you, when you catch my podcast, and I gotta tell you this is my very first real episode. I had a whole plan laid out, the script, wrote notes, took notes, had a whole thing lined up. It was gonna be really great and then something fucking happened that I really got to talk about. Okay, because it's got me like a little tithy.
Speaker 1:Okay, let me just say I'm a sports girl. I like baseball, I like hockey, I like basketball, I like golf. Horse is absolutely. Football is my fucking game. Okay, I'm actually winning in my pool. So far, actually, I'm in second place. I don't want to hear that. It's the third week. Leave me alone. I am a Steelers girl.
Speaker 1:Terry Bradshaw, forget it. Franco Harris when he died should have been a day in mourning. Okay, I was fucking done. Franco Harris thought I was done. My second team is the Chiefs. Okay, I'm all about the Chiefs and I was about them before they became Super Bowl champions.
Speaker 1:I like Mahomes. I like Mahomes. He sounds like Kermit the Frog. He's cute. I would pet him, I would hug him. Okay, love him. I like Travis Kelsey. I don't like Taylor Swift with Travis Kelsey.
Speaker 1:Listen, everybody should be loved, everybody should, you know, have that person, whatever. But here's the thing Girls weak in your knees Remember Rocky Mickey was like hey rock. They weak in your knees. Girls, she's gonna fuck him up. It's bad enough. Stay together for 30 seconds.
Speaker 1:First time you see her in the box and you look down on the field and what is he doing? He looks like he retired and started making porn. He looks like an 80s porn store or like he's some kind of like fucking state trooper right now. And then, instead of paying attention to the game, he's waving up into the box. Hey, honey, what's going on? If you get the fuck out of here, no, no, she's gonna fuck up the team. This isn't good for them. Alright, don't expect the Super Bowl. You know ring this year If he's with her, when he's with her while she's there.
Speaker 1:And what really has me and I'm sorry, listen, I know there are guys that, like Taylor Swift, I've seen grown men at her concerts. I'm not judging at all, but I'm watching football. I want to have a beer. Alright, I want to enjoy my wine. I want to enjoy the game. I don't want to see 37 little fucking girls in Travis Kelsey jerseys now screaming oh he got a home run. No, no, that's a touch. No, that's actually a field goal. How you doing? No, please, I'm not. I'm not about having, like Swifty, invasion into freaking. You know, sunday, funday Football Day, okay, it's not gonna be a good thing. No, I'm not about it. And listen, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1:If you're a Taylor Swift fan, you know I get it. She's the greatest thing since sliced bread. I don't know one of her songs, you don't know. You know any of the chiefs plays? We did never. The twain shall meet or whatever that fucking expression is, I'm sorry. And then, of course, you know, we had that other fantastic situation with Bobo. Bobo going down to Michigan to join the picket line to stand.
Speaker 1:First time ever a sitting president got involved with a protest. They were strike. Okay, I get it. Listen, you want to be supportive. You want to act like the middle class. Those are your folks and those are your people.
Speaker 1:You know, maybe, maybe he was a union member. You know he's. He's done a lot of things in his very illustrious career. Who am I to judge? But the fact that he was standing there looking like he wasn't sure if he was supposed to shit, speak or walk away was a little disturbing, okay, and I was kind of a was kind of taken when they were saying oh, you know, we'd like to thank the president. Yeah, mr President, they're clapping. He's looking like where is he was, where is the president? Guy is no idea. He looks like fucking Walter, that puppet, that angry old guy, that Jeff Dunham, whatever, and he's standing there.
Speaker 1:I actually I did a tic-tac, I flipped the screen. I was hoping to wake him up. He had the newborn baby to make him cry. Like dude, move, do something. They're talking about you. You're the fucking president. This guy has no fucking clue. He's got no clue. And the best part of it is, he's the guy trying to get rid of their jobs. He's the guy pushing electric vehicles. Oh, ev, climate control, climate change yeah, let's do it. He's standing there.
Speaker 1:On this I did cheer him on. I felt like it was like dumb and dumb, or the blind leaving the blind. It was very confusing to watch the whole thing. The whole thing was disturbing. Okay, that was my news of the day. And then, of course and this had nothing to do with my original podcast, I just have to edit here because it's just so typical.
Speaker 1:My mother, she goes there on doing a little vacation. They go to a wedding, whatever, and they end up in Mississippi. I have a family in Mississippi, rural Mississippi at that. Now she's sitting there talking to me on the phone. Oh my, you by yourself? Yeah, I'm by myself. Why by yourself? You got like 90 people around you.
Speaker 1:No, no, no, here's what happened. So daddy's on the side of the house and Uncle's home. So he's got all these cars, trucks they have like 900 acres chickens, hens, goats, elephants, whatever, and this white tow truck with no name on it. No, nothing comes. It's coming down the road and daddy sees it. And they see daddy, and all of a sudden they high-talented and they twist it and I don't even know the words that she used to describe it. You know that he spit away, they hold this out of here, and daddy ran inside and he said to Uncle Sohan so hey, do you know anybody with a white tow truck that has no name on it? Well, hey, I don't know, I don't know nobody. Well, we better go figure it out.
Speaker 1:They jump in the truck and they hold last and they're chasing this tow truck and I'm like ma, what are you doing down there? What kind of trouble are you causing? Listen, I'm not coming down there, me and my brother, we're not coming down, and my cousin, vinnie, and your ass, right, I know you think it would be funny. Oh yeah, you blend the whole nine yards. I'm not doing it. So you better go wrestle up them fucking cowboys, and bring their asses home and make them like some I don't know pastizio, lasagna, whatever. Make them something.
Speaker 1:Okay, I'm not doing this. This is the kind of shit that I gotta deal with. So now, because of yesterday, instead of my wonderful podcast that was gonna be nice and scripted and perfect and put together, this is the shit you get stuck with, all right. So, with that being said, it's short, it's sweet. I love you. I'm gonna work on my other one. I'm gonna get it up. I hope you have a great day. Make sure you follow, subscribe, like, look at my TikTok, because that's where all the action is okay, that's where you see the really good stuff, and until next time, babies.